Some random quotes i liked!!!

1. An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
2. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
3. The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
4. Trains stop at train stations; Buses stop at bus stations; On my desk is a workstation.
5. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.